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Disuatu pagi yang cerah...

COOOOLKILLEEEEEERRR!!!
Bu Dhessy yg imut memanggil tukang kebunnya..
Cocol yg waktu itu sedang ngemil cacing ditaman, terkagetdua

bagaikan garry, piaraannya spombob, cocol berlari menuju suara majikannya yg saat itu sedang berada di kamar.

Cocol : "dalem bu? Ada apa memanggil saya?"
Dhessy : (mendekati cocol dengan perlahan..) "kamu tau kenapa saya panggil?"
Cocol : "endak tau bu.." (sambil nunduk2)
Dhessy : "sini sini mendekat.. Lepasin baju saya dong.."
Cocol : " ta... Tapi bu..."
Dhessy : "cepetan!"
Cocol : "i..iya bu.."
Dhessy : "sekarang lepas rok saya... "
Cocol : "-nurut--copot rok-"
Dhessy : " BeHa saya sekalian lepasin..."
Cocol : " iya deh bu... "
Dhessy : "pinter.. ..
SEKALI LAGI SAYA LIAT KAMU PAKE PAKAIAN SAYA, TAK PECAT BENERAN KAMU!! Sekarang balik kerja!!! "

Jumlah Abjad Akan Dikurangi

LIPI (Lembaga Ilmu Penyederhanaan Indonesia) akan memformulakan aturan baru dlm penggunaan bahasa Indonesia.
Salah satunya adlh mengurangi jumlah abjad pd bahasa Indonesia.
Abjad yg digunakan saat ini berjumlah 26.

Para pakar Komunikasi merasa Ke-26 abjad tsb msh terlalu banyak, lagipula ada bbrp abjad yg jarang digunakan.
Pertama, huruf X, diganti dg gabungan huruf K dan S. Kebetulan hampir tdk ada kata dlm bahasa Indonesia asli yg menggunakan huruf ini, kebanyakan merupakan serapan dri bahasa asing. Misal taxi mjd taksi, maximal mjd maksimal.

Selanjutnya, huruf Q diganti dg KW. Kata2 yg mengunakan huruf ini juga sangat sedikit sekali.
Huruf Z. Huruf Z diganti mjd C. Tdk ada alasan kuat tentang hal ini.
Huruf Y diganti dg I. Hal ini dilakukan sebab bunii huruf tersebut mirip dengan I.
Lalu huruf F dan V keduania diganti mjd P. Pada lepel ini masih blm terjadi perubahan iang signipikan.
Hurup W kemudian diganti menjadi hurup U.

Berarti sampai saat ini kita sudah mengeliminasi 7 hurup.
Hurup iang bisa kita eliminasi lagi adalah R, mengingat baniak orang iang kesulitan meniebutkan hurup tsb. R kita ganti dg L.
Selanjutnia,gabungan hulup KH diganti menjadi H.
Iang paling belpengaluh adalah hulup S iang diganti menjadi C.
Hulup G juga diganti menjadi K.
Dan hulup J juga diganti menjadi C.

Caia laca cudah cukup untuk hulup-hulup konconannia.

Cekalank kita kanti hulup pokalnia.
Cuma ada lima hulup pokal,A,I,U,E,O.

Kita akan eliminaci dua hulup pokal.
Hulup I mencadi dua hulup E iaitu EE. Cementala hulup U mencadee dua hulup O iaitoo OO.

Cadi,campe cekalank, keeta belhaceel menkoolangee hooloop-hooloop keeta. Kalaoo keeta tooleeckan lagee, Hooloop-hooloop eeang telceeca adalah : A,B,C,D,E,H,K,L,M,N,O,P,T. Haneea ada 12 belac hooloop!! Looal beeaca bookan? Padahal cebeloomneea keeta pooneea 26 hooloop.

Eenee adalah penemooan eeang cankat penteenk dan ceekneepeekan! Co,ceelahkan keeleemkan tooleecan anda denkan menkkoonakan dooa belac hooloop telceboot.

Holee.. Heedoop Eendoneceea

Google begins Amazon river Street View project

Google is expanding its Street View service into some of the world's most remote places.

Google has adapted its existing Street View equipment

to be effective in the vast Amazon terrain

It will photograph the Amazon and Rio Negro Rivers of northwest Brazil in partnership with charity Foundation for a Sustainable Amazon (FAS).

Google will train local people to collect images, and will leave behind equipment so work continues long-term.

Pictures will be stitched together so users can explore 360-degree panoramics of the area.

FAS approached Google two years ago with the plan to digitize high-quality images from the Amazon basin to demonstrate the effects of poor global sustainability efforts and widespread deforestation on the landscape.

Nobody knows we are here.”Maria do Socorro da Silva MendoncaLocal resident

FAS project leader Gabriel Ribenboim said: "It is very important to show the world not only the environment and the way of life of the traditional population, but to sensitize the world to the challenges of climate change, deforestation and combating poverty."

For Google, the project represents the biggest challenge for their Street View equipment, which was first designed to work over well-maintained, modern roads.

Google's engineers will use the Street View "trike", originally developed to reach off road areas - such as Stone Henge and Kew Gardens.

"We'll pedal the Street View trike along the narrow dirt paths of the Amazon villages and maneuver it up close to where civilization meets the rainforest," Google described in a blog post.

"We'll also mount it onto a boat to take photographs as the boat floats down the river."

In addition to the street-level pictures, it will use technology developed to photograph business premises in the US to take images within buildings and community centres along the river.

Google hopes doing so will give a "sense of what it's like to live and work in places such as an Amazonian community centre and school".

Equipment will be left behind for local people to use
and continue the work of the project

The project will start in the town of Tumbira, where the California-based company has attracted much attention.

Residesnt Maria do Socorro da Silva Mendonca had never heard of Google, but is excited by the project.

"I don't know anything about the Internet," the 40-year-old mother told AP.

"I think it is wonderful because our community was never published anywhere, not even [big Brazilian city] Manaus.

"Nobody knows we are here."

Google's Street View service was launched in 2007, at first just covering a few US cities.

In 2009, major UK cities and towns were added, prompting privacy fears.

Last year Google was forced to apologise for "mistakenly collecting" data from open wireless networks as Street View vehicles captured images.

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Logitech G300 mouse delivers gaming friendly features on the cheap

Logitech isn't exactly new to the gaming peripheral scene, but the company knows its strength lies not in pleasing hardcore FPS fans, it's in delivering solid consumer products. The G300 isn't a gaming mouse for the twitchy virtual gun slingers out there, it's for folks that fire up the occasional shooter, but want better performance than they get out of the pointer packed with their PC. The nine programmable buttons and 2,500dpi laser aren't jaw-dropping, but they're certainly respectable for only $40. It does pack one interesting feature -- gaming profiles that are stored on the mouse's internal memory. This way you can set up different configurations for particular games and even move the mouse across PCs without any hassle. And, the lighting on the side will glow different colors to identify which profile you're using.

Press Release

Logitech Introduces Gaming Mouse G300 for PC Gamers
Ambidextrous Design Delivers More Power and More Control for Hours of Play
FREMONT, Calif. - Aug. 18, 2011 - Today Logitech (SIX: LOGN) (NASDAQ: LOGI) unveiled the latest addition to its acclaimed G-Series gaming products, the Logitech® Gaming Mouse G300. Designed to give PC gamers an advantage over the competition, the mouse features nine programmable controls, letting you move keyboard commands to buttons that are in easy reach.
Additionally, the Logitech® Gaming Mouse G300 lets you store up to three game or player profiles in the mouse's onboard memory, so you can run the mouse without software or even move it between computers without having to reconfigure each time. User-configurable lighting assigns one of seven colors to each profile, so you can easily see which profile you're using. Plus, the mouse's sculpted, ambidextrous shape is equally comfortable in either hand.
"The Logitech® Gaming Mouse G300 is perfect for PC gamers who want intelligent features that give them real benefits in-game" said Chris Pate, senior product marketing manager for gaming at Logitech. "Whether you need more programmable buttons for your MMO, better precision for targeting enemies in an FPS, or a compact, comfortable shape to get you through hours of gameplay, we've got it covered."
The Logitech® Gaming Mouse G300's gaming-grade 2500-DPI optical sensor tracks slow or fast movements on a wide variety of surfaces, so you get exactly the action you want from every incremental hand movement. In addition, optional drag-and-drop software makes it easy to set the Logitech® Gaming Mouse G300 up exactly the way you want. The software also works with G-Series keyboards and headsets, so you can create macros once and share them between your G-Series family of devices.
Pricing and Availability
The Logitech Gaming Mouse G300 is expected to be available in the U.S. and Europe in September, for a suggested retail price of $39.99. For more information please visit www.logitech.com or our blog.
About Logitech
Logitech is a world leader in products that connect people to the digital experiences they care about. Spanning multiple computing, communication and entertainment platforms, Logitech's combined hardware and software enable or enhance digital navigation, music and video entertainment, gaming, social networking, audio and video communication over the Internet, video security and home-entertainment control. Founded in 1981, Logitech International is a Swiss public company listed on the SIX Swiss Exchange (LOGN) and on the Nasdaq Global Select Market (LOGI).

Sony Ericsson Xperia X10

Compared with the mini-X10, X8 on the camera is downgraded to 3MP fixed focus, but the screen is switched to 3 cm in good health and the resolution is doubled, improving the quality of the image and returns custom Android UI more room to work.

The rest of the package was left intact – free up to 2 GB microSD card in the box. We hear the Sony Ericsson XPERIA X8 will be sold at around 200 euros, which will be a good value for money.



Sony Ericsson XPERIA X8 a glance :
General: GSM 850/900/1800/1900 MHz, UMTS 1900 / 2100 MHz, HSDPA
Form Factor: bar touchscreen
Dimensions: 99 x 54 x 15 mm, weight 104g
Display: 3 inch 16 million color TFT touchscreen with a resolution HVGA Capacitive scratch resistant surface
Platform: Android OS 1.6 with custom user interface of Sony Ericsson
CPU: 600 MHz processor
Memory: 128 MB internal memory, microSD card slot, a 2 GB card included
Camera: 3-megapixel fixed-focus, geo-tagging, VGA @ 30 fps video recording
Connectivity: Wi-Fi 802.11 b / g, Bluetooth 2.1 with A2DP, microUSB port standard GPS receiver with A-GPS, digital compass, 3.5 mm audio jack
Miscellaneous: Timescape user interface, the accelerometer Infinite button to automatically rotate screen, FM radio with RDS, TrackID music recognition
Battery: 1200 mAh Li-Po

Let’s face it, the Sony Ericsson Xperia X10 and X10 are small niche products – to a luxury audience and love the other for those who are fascinated by the small but powerful smartphone.

X8 XPERIA the second to the masses. The 600MHz CPU will not break any speed records, but Sony Ericsson has optimized their developed custom interface gives you a smooth and uniform Run – who sometimes do not feel super fast.

There is no n-compatible Wi-Fi radio, Bluetooth 3.0, but honestly, how many of you use? Wi-Fi b / g, Bluetooth 2.1 and A-GPS with 3G HSDPA Sony Ericsson XPERIA X8 provide all the connectivity that most people will ever need.

Thus, the X8 Xperia no characteristic “superior” phone, will not compete cringe in fear. But he tries to give most consumers a rich set of features at a reasonable price.
Flip to next page where we begin our investigation as to whether or not the Sony Ericsson XPERIA X8 this promise.

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